i why did the chicken cross the road?

o to protest the provincial government's rather aggressive removal of safe Chicken Crossing locations

i the people yearn for more photos on da site

o oh yeah sure, lemme find some to add. just been so busy animating lately oops

i why was 6 afraid of 7?

o in the face of strong inflationary pressures, 6 could see the fate that soon awaited it in 7. having already moved up through 2 and 3, then 4 and 5 in the years prior, 6 had become afraid that this escalation of numerical values would never end. after all, those previous integers had come and gone so quickly. what reason was there to believe that 6 was special? why would the process stop now? despite the search efforts of countless numbers, there was no indication to be found that any of them would be saved from a gradual slip into the vast reaches of infinity

i what if they made a new spaghetti and it was called pasghetti

o it'd be believable enough to fool me into thinking that it was already a real thing (if it isn't already?? forgive me, i don't know shit about food)

i how is it being an exister? are they paying you well?

o i dunno, i think i've been sleeping on the job too much lately

i me when i'm wrong

o real (and true)

i thoughts on pumpkin pie spice?

o ehhhhhhh....